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About C.A.Ludvig

Carl Anton Ludvig is the not-so-best-selling author of several books, painter and a self-proclaimed philosopher. He's the only author to have three books simultaneously on the top-10 list of the most useless books of all times; “Air, and how to breathe it”, “The immune defence – Do you really want it to protect you?” and “How to build a battleship with things you find in the woods”.

He’s also known for his pseudo-scientific how-to-do-it books on space research and related subjects such as “So you think your dad is an alien?”, “How to build a spaceship in 14 days from a cardboard box“ and “Gravity, do we really need it?“ He claims to be working as a consultant for NASA but so far, he has offered no proof of this.

His paintings have been banned in Venezuela, Chile and Norway for being a nuisance to the general public, having a lack of overall quality and inciting riots. An art critic called him “A candidate for the death penalty” and “a slap in the face of art”. He calls himself misunderstood and “destined for greater things”.

We were forced into making this website to promote his philosophy and books after he inherited 51% of the Alien Dad Publishing Company. A deal was made where the details are to remain undisclosed until the death of all parties. The result of that deal is that C.A.Ludvig gave up his influence on the Alien Dad Publishing Company, in return for this promotion of his work.