C.A.Ludvig Interview
Interview with C.A.Ludvig on his tastes in various things and life in general.
Interviewer: Ok, let’s start with a simple one. What’s your favourite color?
Ludvig: Transparent black.
Interviewer: Favourite music?
Ludvig: I’d like to hear Elvis sing something by Beethoven, but I guess that’s too late now.
Interviewer: Favourite food:
Ludvig: Anything that tastes like duck.
Interviewer: …wouldn’t that be duck?
Ludvig: I guess so.
Interviewer: Favourite car?
Ludvig: Any car that looks like the Mercedes 500SEL.
Interviewer: You’re doing it again…Who's your favourite singer?
Ludvig: That guy that lives down the street and dresses like Elvis.
Interviewer: . ..big white suit with rhinestones?
Ludvig: No, more like what Elvis was wearing when he was gardening. That sort of thing.
Interviewer: Do you mean overalls?
Ludvig: Yes. That’s it.
Interviewer: So your favourite singer is a guy who lives down the street and wears overalls?
Ludvig: Yes.
Interviewer: What does he sound like?
Ludvig: He's awful.
Interviewer: I don’t get it? Why is he your favourite singer then?
Ludvig: Oh, you mean the singer I enjoy listening to the most? I thought you asked who the nicest singer was I knew - as a person you know. Socially.
Interviewer: I’m really not used to people misunderstanding this question, but yes; who is the singer you enjoy listening to the most?
Ludvig: Albert Einstein.
Interviewer: Albert Einstein? He’s not a singer. He was a scientist!
Ludvig: …AND a singer. It’s a fact not known by many people, but I have a rare recording of Albert Einstein and Niels Bohr singing the My Darling Clementine. Of course no one will verify it, but I expected that.
Interviewer: Let's move on to the next question. What's your favourite recording?
Ludvig: Albert Einstein and Niels Bohr singing the My Darling Clementine.
Interviewer: Is Albert Einstein your favourite scientist then?
Ludvig: No, I don't see what all the fuzz is about. It's not like he said anything new. Not to me, anyway.
Interviewer: Who is your favourite scientist then?
Ludvig: That guy who invented gravity...
Interviewer: You mean Newton?
Ludvig: Did he invent gravity?
Interviewer: No, nobody invented gravity. Newton only..
Ludvig: You started it. You said: Newton invented gravity.
Interviewer: No, I didn't.
Ludvig: Yes, you did, but let's not go into that. It's beneath me. I can only laugh at people like you, and still I don't blame you. You're like that and I'm overbearing and kindhearted. We are what we are. Next question...
Interviewer: Who’s your favourite philosopher?
Ludvig: Myself and Emmanuel Kant. Or in reverse order. It doesn't matter. We're both equally brilliant.
Interviewer: Favourite vegetable?
Ludvig: Oh, there're so many, so I guess it would be most fair to say; none.
Interviewer: Let's we move on to your life in general. You had to go to trial many times in your life. Let’s talk about the latest court case: As I understand it, your neighbour was acquitted for attempted murder, even though he hit you with a bullet from his front porch?
Ludvig: The judge was biased.
Interviewer: I understand he threw a book at you in the court room. Literally, threw a book at you?
Ludvig: I’m not at liberty to comment on that.
Interviewer: That T-shirt you’re wearing that says “I drive people crazy” and that you, according to your neighbours have been wearing ever since the court case ended, which is about 2 months ago now, has that T-shirt got anything to do with the outcome of the trial?
Ludvig: I’m not at liberty to comment on that.
Interviewer: Were you ever married?
Ludvig: I was once engaged to be married but my father-in-law-to-be said, he would rather shoot his own daughter than have her marry me. Strange man.
Interviewer: Yes, go figure.
Ludvig: Yes, go figure.
...this is only 1/3 of the legendary interview. The whole interview is printed in C.A.Ludvig's eBook "So you think your dad is an alien?".
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