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This is: An eBook in Adobe PDF format written by C.A.Ludvig and edited by a Mr. X (he wants to remain anonymous). In it you can read about the life of C.A.Ludvig, his thoughts on way too many subjects, the whooooole interview with him, and see a lot of C.A.Ludvig's paintings/drawings. It is all clean jokes.

This is not: A man to take seriously (Though he wants you to!)

Buy the eBook if you want answers to these questions:

 Who is the "tin can wizard"?

 Is C.A.Ludvig any good as a composer?

 What's the connection between collecting stamps and paragliding?

 What does C.A.Ludvig think qualifies him to write a book on self-psychoanalysis called "How To Stop From Going Nuts in 215 easy steps"?

 Can Elsa Baumgarten Ludvig afford another pair of glasses on a Burmese librarians pay?

 What does C.A.Ludvig look like?

 Do all males in Ludvig's family have to cross the Mississippi in a homemade canoe?

 Can C.A.Ludvig choose between an elephant and a mouse for a pet?

 What's a "snakebite" (The drink)?

 Are the Ludvigs related to Ludwig van Beethoven?

 Are you sure you want to know the answers to these questions?

 

Warning: do not try any of the things written in the book at home!

 

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Customer reviews


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The eBook has only just been released, so there is only one review so far:

After reading the title "How To Stop From Going Nuts in 215 easy steps" I really had to buy this book. The creator of this character CA Ludvig makes hilarious use of this impossibly difficult human being to poke fun at the illogic of real things; of art, intellect, self-help, healers... There's a lot of uproarious silliness along with some really ingenious twists which made me laugh out loud; I couldn't help it! At the end, one reflects and breathes a sigh of relief that this person is not real or, even worse, a neighbor or (shudder) a relative! ALTHOUGH, one need only watch the news to see bits of Ludvig's character everywhere. Heaven help us!

Stu Frederick, Glenmore, PA, USA.

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Facts

Title: "So You Think Your Dad Is An Alien?"
Format: eBook in PDF format (read it and print it with the free Adobe Reader).
Pages: 59 including cover. European A-4 format (approx. US letter format). This format has been selected to make printing of the eBook easy.
Price: USD 9.95 or £ 5.35 or Euro 7.50
Delivery:

Right after payment you are taken to a download page AND you get a back-up email within 24 hours.

File size: eBook approx. 2.0 MB.
Author: C.A.Ludvig and an editor called Mr. X

 

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