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(Q)Why don’t blondes eat pickles?
(A) Because they get their head stuck in the jar!
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A blonde police cop stops a blonde motorist and asks her for her driving license. The driver searches around in her handbag but she can’t find it and says to the cop, “I must have left it at home officer”
The cop says, “well, do you have any other kind of identification?” The motorist searches around in her handbag again, and finds a mirror.
She looks at it and says to the cop, “all i have is this picture of myself officer” The cop says, “Well let me see it then”
So, the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who then looks at it and says, “Well, if I had known you were a cop I wouldn’t have pulled you over, you are free to go have a nice day”
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(Q) Why does a blonde have “T.G.I.F” on her shoes?
(A) Toes go in first!
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A young dumb blonde woman went to her doctor complaining of pain. “Where are you hurting?” asked the doctor? “You have to help me, I hurt all over”, said the dumb blonde.
“What do you mean, all over?” asked the doctor, be a little more specific” The dumb blonde touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, “Owwwwww, that hurtssss” Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, “Ouchhh That hurts too” Then she touched her right earlobe, “Owwwww, even that hurts as well”, she cried.
The doctor looked at her for a moment and asked, “Are you a natural blonde?” “Why, yes,” she said. “I thought so,” said the doctor, “You have a broken finger.”
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(Q) What do you see when you look directly into a blonde’s eyes?
(A) The back of her head!
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(Q) If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?
(A) The brunette, the blonde would have to stop for directions!
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Two dumb blondes thought they would save a bit of money by re siding their house themselves, after assembling all the necessary materials the 1st dumb blonde put on a nail bag and started hitting in nails.
As the second dumb blonde brought over another piece of siding she watched the first blonde take out a nail, look at it, and then throw it over her shoulder. The next nail she hit in, after looking at it first.
The second dumb blonde watched this routine for sometime and then finally asked the first dumb blonde why she was throwing some of nails over her shoulder?
The first dumb blonde said that when she pulled out a nail from the bag and looked at it, if the point of the nail was facing her, the nail had to be defective.
The second dumb blonde said “Those nails are not defective, they are for the other side of the house!
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A dumb blonde was extremely upset at all the dumb blonde jokes she was hearing all the time so she decided that she would learn all the state capitals in an effort to defend dumb blondes everywhere, She went home and spent the whole evening learning all of the states one by one.
The next day at the office, someone told a dumb blonde joke and she immediately piped up, “Hey, I bet I know something that you all don’t know, I know all of the state capitals and that proves that not all blondes are dumb, so there”
The people in her office were somewhat dubious and one of her co-workers finally asked, “Okay, what’s the capital of Texas then?”
Where the dumb blonde proudly replied, “T”
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(Q) How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday?
(A) Tell her a joke on Friday?
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Two dumb blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the drivers door of their Mercedes with a bent coat hanger.
They tried and tried to get the door open, but they just couldn’t do it. The dumb blonde with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath and compose herself, and her the other dumb blonde said anxiously, “Hurry hurry, hurry up! It’s starting to rain and the top is down!”
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(Q) How can you tell a FAX has been sent from a blonde?
(A) There’s a stamp on it!
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A worker went into the office kitchen early one morning and found the new dumb blonde girl painting the walls, she was wearing two new fur coats one over the top of the other.
Thinking this was a little weird, the worker asked the dumb blonde why she was wearing such expensive clothes rather then wearing old clothes or overalls?
She showed the worker the instructions on the tin that read ……
“For best results, put on two coats”
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