Knock knock jokes

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Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get me a beer!

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Alfalfa!
Alfalfa who?
Alfalfa you, if you give me a kiss!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Madame
Madame who?
Madame foot’s caught in the door!

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Im’a.
Im’a who?
Im’a psychiatrist, I’ma here ’cause you won’t open up!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s only a knock-knock joke.

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Acid!
Acid who?
Acid down and be quiet!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Doris!
Doris who?
Doris locked that’s why I am knocking!

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Eskimo Christian Italian.
Eskimo Christian Italian who?
Eskimo Christian Italian no lies.

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Acid!
Acid who?
Acid down and be quiet!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Little old lady?
Little old lady who?
Wow! I didn’t know you could yodel!

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go moo!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Armageddon!
Armageddon who?
Armageddon out of here!

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Thermos
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better knock-knock joke than this one.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Anna!
Anna who?
Anna going to tell you!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Tank
Tank Who
You’re Welcome

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Candice
Candice who?
Candice door open, please?

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Delores
Delores who?
Delores my shepherd.

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there
Ice cream
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in.

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
Kanga roo!

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Annie!
Annie who?
Annie one you like!

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Theodore!
Theodore who?
Theodore wasn’t open so I knocked!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Clothes on
Clothes on who?
The library’s clothes on Saturday!

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there
Four Eggs
Four Eggs who?
Four Eggs ample!

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Ammonia.
Ammonia who?
Ammonia little kid!

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Anthem!
Anthem who?
You Anthem devil you!

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Martha! Martha who?
Martha them up to the top of the hill and then marched them down again!

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Beryl
Beryl who?
Beryl of beer!

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there
B-4
B-4 who?
B-4 I freeze to death, please open this door!

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Baby owl
Baby owl who?
Baby owl see you as soon as you open up!

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Bibi
Bibi who?
Bibi gun!

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Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Al
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open this door!

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Knock Knock. Who’s there?
Agatha
Agatha who?
Agatha headache, do you have an aspirin?

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Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Cheese
Cheese who?
Cheese a cute girl!

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Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Benin
Benin who?
Benin shopping lately?

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Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Joan.
Joan who?
Joan call us, we’ll call you!

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Knock, Knock!
Who’s there
Dad
Dad who ?
Dad fuel to the fire!

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Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Weevil
Weevil who?
We will we will rock you.

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Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Doughnut
Doughnut who?
Doughnut ask, it’s a secret!

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Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Berlin
Berlin who?
Berlin the water for my hard boiled eggs!

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Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Dewey
Dewey who?
Dewey have to go to school today?

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Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Daisy
Daisy who?
Daisy plays, nights he sleeps!

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Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Beets
Beets who?
Beets me!

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Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you.

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Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Bernadette
Bernadette who?
Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I’m starving!

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Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Dale
Dale who?
Dale come if you ask dem!

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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Nun of
Nun of who?
Nun of your business!

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Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Broccoli
Broccoli who?
Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly.

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Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Kook
Kook who?
Don’t call me cuckoo!

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Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Alison
Alison who?
Alison to my radio in the morning!

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Knock, Knock!
Who’s there
Dan
Dan who?
Danskins are not just for dancing!

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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
You
You who?
Can you please stop singing and open the door!

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Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, we’re freezing.

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Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Bette-lou
Bette-lou who?
Betty-lou a few pounds!

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Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Sabina
Sabina who?
Sabina long time since I’ve seen you!

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Knock, Knock!
Who’s there
Dan
Dan who?
Dan with faint praise!

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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Peanut
Peanut who?
Peanut butter and jelly!

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